bricksatmywindow:

Me as a cartoon in Rocksound magazine

predebut-pilsuk:

omg

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

[VIOLENTLY FLIPS TABLE OVER] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE ALL TIME LOW?

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

• if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
• if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
• that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

justpiercetheveilalready:

CHRIST ALMIGHTY THEY’RE FUCKING WEIRD

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

Happy 27th Birthday, Jaime Alberto Preciado!

theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN