You're Just A Daydream Away
elmakias:

from-indian-rivers:

ADAM

we are friends i think 

elmakias:

from-indian-rivers:

ADAM

we are friends i think 

Best Jack Barakat Tweets: 60/?

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue

the-prince-of-silence:

icommaamboy:

fuckin

what a fucking rollercoaster

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

thesearchforinspirado:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

HELL FUCKIN YES

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Sarah as the other clones

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

tantsevat-so-mnoy:

nonsensicalnoelle:

taybcato:

keepinitcreeepy:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Why is this so funny

I c ant stop laughinfg

The caption fucks me up so bad every time

LFKDAJSLKGHDKHAKSHG

tantsevat-so-mnoy:

nonsensicalnoelle:

taybcato:

keepinitcreeepy:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Why is this so funny

I c ant stop laughinfg

The caption fucks me up so bad every time

LFKDAJSLKGHDKHAKSHG

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up