this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
Yup, we have a gif for that too. *Supernatural fandom leans against wall and smiles seductively*
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
omg that was beautiful
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
Why is this not taught universally.
My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly
Dean: Amber Heard
Sam: Missy Peregrym
Castiel: Zooey Deschanel
Crowley: Helena Bonham Carter
Bobby: Margo Martindale
Lucifer: Emilia Fox
Balthazar: Kristen Bell
Gabriel: Nina Dobrev
Ruby: Chace Crawford
Jo: Tom Felton
Charlie: Rupert Grint
Kevin: Gemma Chan
Ellen: Sean Bean
Adam: Emma Roberts
John: Demi Moore
Bella: Chris Pine
are you seriously gonna make Sean Bean die again